Twas the day of Christmas early morn
Trash and bottles everywhere all broken and torn
All through the house
Only creature stirring was the lowly mouse.
No stockings were hung by the chimney with care
Cuz Johnny knew Saint Nick would not be there.
In his pink babydoll all snuggled in bed
Visions of lacy panties danced in his head.
In his dream, there rose such a clatter
He sprang up in bed to see what’s the matter.
His head all dizzy, his mind a twirl
Realizes suddenly he is now a girl
He sees standing there all jolly and quick
Knew in an instant it was really St Nick
Finger by his nose
Up the chimney he rose
With a jolly Ho ho ho
UP and away he go
As Johnny stared at the mirror like a nerd
Santa’s voice could be heard
As he fades out if sight
May all your New Years wishes come true ... and a very safe night.
May the G_D of the universe send a heard of angels to go before you
To guard and keep you and be a lamp unto your feet in all your comings and goings
With heart felt love we part
Through it forever bonded
Till again we meet in loves bright light
Safe and pleasant New Years and through out this night
Joy and Happiness to all.