Baby Miki, Baby Jennie, and the Potty Monster

[Miki Yamuri]

Baby Miki, Baby Jennie, and the Potty Monster

All Characters played by: Little Jennie and Miki Yamuri

Characters:

Baby Jennie

Baby Miki

Mommy Lisa - Miki’s mommy

Mommy TJ - Jennie’s mommy

Laurie - Lgirl house guest to be babysat, older than Miki and Jennie

Scene: In Baby Miki’s playpen with her best playmate Baby Jennie

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“Is your turn Baby,” said Jennie to Miki, pushing a pile of blocks across the playpen toward her.

“Otays,” Miki said, picking up a block and putting it on top of some other ones, starting to build a tower.

Suddenly Miki’s mommy, Lisa, came into the playroom holding another girl’s hand. “Hi Baby Miki and Baby Jennie! Do you remember little Laurie? We’re babysitting her today, so she’s going to come play with you two. Now I’ve just checked her training panties, and she’s all dry like a big girl, so it’s playtime for Laurie!” She helped Laurie into the playpen with Jennie and Miki.

“Now remember, Laurie,” said Lisa, “when you think you have to go to the potty, you let an adult know, and we’ll take you.” She headed for the door then, saying, “Have fun, girls! Lunch is soon.”

Laurie flopped on the floor, crossed her arms, poked out her bottom lip, and pouted.

Miki and Jennie looked at each other before Miki said, “Whassa matters, Laurie? Why comes u upset?”

Laurie whimpered, “Is cuza tha horrible thingy my mommy gots me ta face.” tears started to form as Laurie made a whiny baby face.

Miki Looked at Jennie with big eyes, “Whacha thinks she gots her doin?”
Jennie shrugged her shoulders then asked, “Laurie, “What ur mommy got u doin … that so horrid?”

The little girls gather around in a tight circle as Laurie whispered conspiratorially, “Is cuz … theresa monser inna potty room.”

Jennie and Miki gasped as they trembled.

Lisa hears what the girls are chattering about and says to TJ, “I think … we can add some fun to that story the girls are making up.”

TJ giggles, “I have some spare cloth and felt.”

Lisa said, “I have some too. Let’s spruce up our toilet, to look like an adorable critter.”

TJ nods as she said quietly, “I think this could be fun.” As the two women gathered the supplies up to make their creation.

Laurie had started building something with the blocks, but Jennie and Miki didn’t know what it was. She said it was a letter. The two babies were confused. “We gotted a letter from Auntie Anna the other day,” said Miki. “But it no looked like that.”

“No no,” said Laurie, “it’s --” Then her face got a funny expression.

“Ooo, is the Wet Diaper Fairy visiting you?” asked Jennie, but Laurie didn’t answer her.

“I gotta go potty!” Laurie shouted instead. “Please take me to the potty!”

“I thoughted you no like it,” said Miki. “The potty.”

“I don’t!” Laurie answered. “It scary! But if I gonna ever be a big girl, I … nnn … hurry up please!”

“I’m coming,” said Lisa, walking quickly into the room. “You’re a very good girl for knowing you have to go and calling for help,” she said, helping Laurie back out of the playpen. “And you even said ‘please.’ Such good manners!”

“Gotta go gotta go,” said Laurie as Lisa held her hand and led her out of the playroom. Laurie was squirming uncomfortably.

When Laurie had been led into the potty, she looks up and stops. Her eyes get large as she gasps softly in fear. What she saw, was the potty monster as TJ and Lisa had imagined it.

It had a long red felt tongue, floppy black felt ears, and roly poly googly eyes that kept moving all around randomly.

Laurie backed up into Lisa as Lisa coos softly, “Whatever is the matter? I thought you had to go potty.”

Laurie says in a squeaky gasp as she points to the dressed up potty, “It … itsa … potty monser.” She screeches and tried to hide behind Lisa.

Jennie and Miki had climbed from the playpen and toddled behind to see. Jennie and Miki held each other in fear as Miki said in a fearful gasp, “It … is twue. isa real monser in there. Laurie gonna gets bited onna hinny!”

Jennie and Miki began to whimper as Lisa pulled Laurie’s panties down and made her sit on the open mouth … of the Horrid Potty Monster.

“Poor Miss Laurie!” said Jennie.

“Pwease no hurts her Mr Monser!” pleaded Miki.

Laurie just whined and cried. “Why, what’s wrong, Laurie?” asked Lisa. “The potty isn’t scary. It’s actually pretty cute and silly, isn’t it? Not scary at all, right?” But again, Laurie only whimpered and sobbed.

Finally when Lisa took Laurie down from the toilet seat, wiping the poor girl’s nose with a tissue, she asked, “Now, Laurie, it wasn’t that bad, was it?” But the girl was too traumatized to answer. “Maybe this wasn’t the best idea ever,” Lisa quietly mused to herself.

Miki and Jennie, though, caught a glimpse of Laurie’s upper legs after Lisa had pulled her training panties back up. Her skin looked a bit red there. But they didn’t see much, first because Lisa pulled Laurie’s skirt back up right afterwards, and second because Lisa saw them, and they knew they weren’t supposed to be out of their playpen, so they scurried back to the playroom.

Lisa shook her head and smiled. She knows the girls had seen the decorations TJ and she had put on the potty. TJ and Lisa giggle softly as they Lead Laurie back into the playroom.

Lisa coos softly to Laurie as she pats her hinny softly, “Now, that was a good big girl. It wasn’t so bad, now was it?”

Laurie stomps her foot as she pokes out her bottom lip, “Was … terribles. Tha monser even bit my hinny. Leffa mark even.”

Laurie stands in a pout as Lisa and TJ giggle. Lisa said, “Now, just what makes it so terrible, sweetheart?” Lisa remembered something the girls say a lot, Baby Rules, “Doesn’t baby rules say that a monster has to be scary?”

Laurie and the girls eyes get big. To hear an adult say Baby Rules … was unheard of in baby understanding. They were so amazed.

Laurie nods her head slowly as she gets big eyed. “You … kno bouts Baby Rules?”
TJ replied, “Of course. There was a time we were babies you know.”

Lisa added, “You know, before that … Adult Conspiracy thing got to us.”
Both women giggle.

“Nuh uh,” said Jennie, shaking her head. “No way you babies. You big. You just say Baby Rules ‘cause … ‘cause is parta the Dult Conspiracy.”

TJ and Lisa laughed aloud. “Oh, girls, you are just so amazing.” They left, saying, “We’re going to go get lunch ready.”

“It was not cute,” said Laurie. “It was scary. And it did bite me.”
“Really?” asked Miki with a gasp. “Where?”

“I show you,” Laurie said. “Then you believe me.”

Laurie lifted her skirt and bent over. Her ruffled pullups showed. Jennie and Miki could see a slight red place where she had been sitting on the potty seat.

Miki said with fear in her voice, “It twue … tha monser does bite babies onna hinny.”
Jennie said, “We gotsa finda way ta cage tha monser. It no can b lloweda bite us onna hinny too.”

Laurie said softly, “No can cage it. It live in that room. Mommy insists that I gotsa sit on it when I gotsa go potty. Is I don’t, no can wear pannies no more.” She pokes out her bottom lip and pouts.

Miki climbs out of the playpen and lands on her thickly padded bottom. She stands and toddles slowly towards the potty room. She didn’t hear Laurie or Jennie as they too climbed out of the playpen and quietly followed behind.

Miki slowly peeked around the door frame into the bathroom. In the dim night light, she could see the outline of the potty monster. In this light, it truly was scary. Miki could make out the googly eyes as they slowly moved in random ways.

Jennie came up close behind Miki. Miki felt her touch and screamed loudly. This in turn caused the other girls to begin screaming. Lisa and TJ showed up immediately.

TJ said with concern in her voice, “What’s wrong girls? Are you hurt? What are you doing here and not in the playpen?”

The girls were all huddled together and whimpering as Lisa and TJ led them back to the playroom.

Lisa asked softly, “Miki, why were you girls out of the playpen, and why were you screaming so?”

Miki said with big eyes and excited tones, “It wasa potty monser mommy. It … gonna come n bites u aww onna hinnys.”

“It … what?” wondered TJ, confused.

“The little ones seem not to appreciate it,” said Lisa. With her head she motioned toward the bathroom.

“But … it … we …” TJ sputtered, before bursting into laughter. When she had caught her breath again, she remarked, “I don’t know if you do this to me on purpose or if you’re just naturally silly!”

“It scawyyyyyy!” said Laurie. “No funnyyyyy!”

“Well it’s time for lunch anyway,” said Lisa. “We’ll keep the ‘monster’ away while you girls eat.”

After lunch, Jennie and Miki’s faces needed wiping with warm washcloths as they squirmed in their high chairs. Laurie was also in a high chair and also had a bib, but she had mostly fed herself and was much less messy. After two diaper changes, Miki and Jennie were back in the playpen for a little while. Laurie, however, was another story.
“OK, Laurie, time for more playing!” said TJ as she led Laurie by the hand to the playroom.

“I … uh … I …” Laurie stammered.

“What’s wrong?”

“I gotta … uh … go p-potty,” finished Laurie.

“Oh! Well, that’s a good girl for asking for the potty! Let’s go to the bathroom and get you taken care of,” said TJ.

“NOOOO” cried Laurie.

“What’s wrong? I thought you had to go,” said TJ. She led -- or more precisely dragged -- Laurie down the hall to the bathroom.

But Laurie wouldn’t go in. She grabbed the door frame and wailed. “Nooooo it in there it gonna get me I no wanna get bited!”

Miki and Jennie hugged each other in real fear as they heard Laurie’s cries.

Miki whimpers softly, “Poor laurie. She no gonna hasa hinny lef affer this.”
Jennie nods, “Iser sompin we ken do ta cage it sos it no bites our hinnys?”

Miki sucks her thumb thoughtfully as she looks around the playroom. She saw all the toys, dolls, blocks, and other things all neatly placed in their locations. Miki’s eyes came to rest on a wall hanging just outside the playroom in the hall. It was a decorative fishnet with shells and other items arranged in a creative way.

Miki smiles as she took her thumb from her mouth and said to Jennie, “What ifs … we can get that net thingy onna wall out there?” She pointed to it.

Jennie’s eyes followed Miki’s gesture and saw the net hanging. There was a small table and a chair there too. Jennie’s eyes sparkled as she smiled.

“Day 1,” said Jennie quietly to herself. “The expo dishin’ to the top of Mount Table is unnerway. Wif the help of our native guide we maked base camp by the Chair Hill and began our askent … azz … started climbin’.” Caramel, Jennie’s plush snow leopard, guarded the “base camp” on the hallway floor by the chair. “The Chair Hill climb is … umm a bit of a poblem,” Jennie continued, trying to reach up and grab a fingerhold on the seat of the chair to pull herself up.

Her baby legs were not being very supportive. But when Miki pushed over a thick storybook for Jennie to start from, she was able to struggle onto the chair. “But togevver we has conker … conk … umm beated the hill.”

“Day 2,” Jennie went on. “Nextest is the hardest part of the trip, the top of Mount Table. The wind is cold an’ the snow is blindin’ … but we no gives up.” The air conditioner had just come on, blowing cold air at Jennie. “More supplies are onna way from base camp.”

Miki was standing up on her wobbly legs, holding up the thick storybook, and Jennie took it, put it on the seat of the chair, and sat on it.

“Dere is a huge chasm that we gots to cross,” Jennie said, looking at the gap between the chair and the table. “If we falls in there, we maybe never gets out again. But we no ‘fraid of dangers. We knows if we can do it, we gonna be in da history books.”

Standing up on the book with her hands on the tabletop, Jennie lunged … and found herself on her belly on top of the table.

“We maked it!” Jennie said, a bit less quietly. “The expo dishin’ issa suckess … suck … uh … good one! We plants the flag onna top.” Jennie pulled on one of her hair ribbons until it came out and left it on top of the table. “But what issit we has found?” She looked up at the decorative netting on the wall. “It looks like it from the sea. Is it maybe could be this mountain was atta bottom of the sea, bazillions of years ago? We take it back wif us so Dr. Miki can study it.”

Jennie stood up unsteadily on the table. She pulled on the net, which came down easily. Now it was time to come down. She looked down at the floor for the first time.
“Uhhhhmmmm … Day 3,” said Jennie. “Now is time to climb down. It no seemed this high before. We gonna … umm …”

“Think ‘bout like when you go down stairs!” Miki called up, as quietly as possible.
“Ooo,” said Jennie, and turned her thickly diapered bottom toward the chair, climbing down backwards. For a moment her legs wiggled in the air, touching nothing, but soon she felt the book on top of the chair and shifted her weight to it.

“We is back inna Chair Hills,” Jennie said, “Was super amazin to be on top of the mountain but is nice to come down too.” She climbed down with the net.

“We has returned to base camp,” said Jennie. “We gives the sample to Dr. Miki.”
“Why is you talkin’ like that?” Miki asked. “But yay you gotted it!”

Miki took the net in her small hands and began picking the various items from it. It wasn’t hard since all of them had been hung on the net using small hooks.

Miki and Jennie cringed as they heard Laurie crying down the hall. Both of their imaginations ran wild over the monster and it biting.

Miki said, “We gonna go n captre that … monser. It no bites no more onna hinny.”

Jennie nodded resolutely as both girls began to slowly creep down the hall towards the sound of Laurie crying. By the time they had arrived at the potty door, Laurie was standing in Mommy Lisa’s room. Lisa was hugging her gently and cooing reassuringly to her.

Miki said quietly, “There that horrid monser. It aww lone an gots its mouf shut.”

Jennie looked past Miki as she took one side of the net. She could see the potty monster in the dim light … and fear ran through her.

Miki said softly, “Am soo scared Jennies. What ifs it bited us?”

Jennie shook hear head, “Nopes, it no can biteded our hinnys is we no miss.”

Both girls looked at each other for an instant, then ran/todddled as fast as they could into the bathroom, and threw the net over the decorated toilet. Both girls started screeching gleefully. The light comes on, Lisa and TJ were there with their hands akimbo, scowling at them. Laurie stood behind TJ, peering shyly around.

“Laurie!” shouted Jennie. “We saveded you!”

“We catch the monser so now it no can bite nobody!” exulted Miki.

“Also the expo dishin’ maked it to the top of the mountain! Yayyy!” Jennie cheered happily.

“I’m not sure I should even try to understand this one,” said TJ. “I think it would hurt my head.”

“Anyway,” said Lisa, “Laurie isn’t going to have to face the, uh, ‘potty monster,’ for a while.” She lifted a corner of Laurie’s skirt to reveal a diaper. “She had a pretty big accident there. I’m not sure she’s ready to be out of diapers yet. I think we’ll keep her in these for now.” Laurie blushed brightly with embarrassment.

Lisa turned and said, “Now, girls, just where did you manage to get a net? I just hope …”

TJ gasps “No!” as Lisa and she looked at each other. Lisa left the bathroom for a minute. When she returned, she was rather upset.

TJ asked, “Did they tear down that wall hanging outside the playroom?”

Lisa nodded as she said with tone in her voice, “Miki, Jennie, I think you girls are in trouble.”

TJ took Jennie in charge as Lisa took Miki, they both were authoritatively escorted to the time out corner and seated there.

Lisa pointed her finger at them and said, “Now, that was a no no. I’m going to have you girls sit there until I get over being mad … or have the net back on the wall, whichever comes first. If you girls get up before then. I will pop you on your thighs. Understand?”

Both of them nodded. Lisa and TJ left the girls. They sat and discussed their last adventure, then giggled gleefully over capturing the nefarious Potty Monster and having Laurie back in diapers where she belonged.

~~ The End ~~

[TiresiasRex]

Adorable! I still say you two (Jennie and Miki) need to get this published as an illustrated children's series!