BILL O' RIGHTS LITE
Congress shall encourage the practice of Judeo-Christian religion by its own
public exercise thereof, and shall make no laws abridging the freedom of
responsible speech (unless such speech is in a digital form or contains material
that is copyrighted, classified, proprietary or offensive to non-Europeans, non-
males, alternatively preferenced, or differently abled persons ), or the right of the
people peaceably to assemble (unless such assembly takes place on corporate or
military property or within an electronic environment), or to petition the
government for redress of grievances (unless such grievances relate to national
A well-regulated militia having become irrelevant to the security of a free state, the
right of the people to bear arms against one another shall remain uninfringed
(excepting such arms as may be afforded by the poor or those preferred by
pushers, terrorists and organized criminals, which shall be banned).
No soldier shall, in the time of peace, be quartered in any house without the
owner's consent, unless that house is thought to have been used for the
distribution of illegal substances.
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers and effects
against unreasonable searches and seizures may be suspended to protect public
welfare. Upon the unsupported suspicion of law-enforcement officials, any place
or conveyance shall be subject to immediate search, and any such places or
conveyances, or property within them, may be permanently confiscated without
further judicial proceeding.
Any person may be held to answer for a capital or otherwise infamous crime
involving illicit substances, terrorism or upon any suspicion whatever, and may be
subject for the same offense to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb (once by
the state courts, and again by the federal judiciary), and may be compelled by
various means (including the forced submission of breath samples, bodily fluids or
encryption keys) to be a witness against himself, refusal to do so constituting an
admission of guilt, and may be deprived of life, liberty or property without further
legal delay, and any private property thereby forfeited shall be dedicated to the
discretionary use of law-enforcement agents without just compensation.
In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and
private plea-bargining before entering a plea of guilty. The accused is entitled to the
assistance of under-paid and indifferent counsel to negotiate his sentence, except
where such sentence fall under mandantory-sentencing requirements.
In suits at common law, where the contesting parties have nearly unlimited
resources to spend on legal fees, the right of trial by jury shall be preserved.
Sufficient bail may be required to ensure that dangerous criminals will remain in
custody, where cruel and unusual punishments are usually inflicted.
The enumeration in the Constitution of certain rights shall not be construed to
deny or disparage others that may be retained by the government to preserve
public order, family values, or national security.
The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution are reserved to
the departments of Justice and Treasury, except when the states are willing to
forsake federal financing.