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BILL O' RIGHTS LITE

Postby Miki Yamuri » Mon Feb 20, 2017 4:42 pm

BILL O' RIGHTS LITE


AMENDMENT I.
Congress shall encourage the practice of Judeo-Christian religion by its own

public exercise thereof, and shall make no laws abridging the freedom of

responsible speech (unless such speech is in a digital form or contains material

that is copyrighted, classified, proprietary or offensive to non-Europeans, non-

males, alternatively preferenced, or differently abled persons ), or the right of the

people peaceably to assemble (unless such assembly takes place on corporate or

military property or within an electronic environment), or to petition the

government for redress of grievances (unless such grievances relate to national

security).


AMENDMENT II.
A well-regulated militia having become irrelevant to the security of a free state, the

right of the people to bear arms against one another shall remain uninfringed

(excepting such arms as may be afforded by the poor or those preferred by

pushers, terrorists and organized criminals, which shall be banned).


AMENDMENT III.
No soldier shall, in the time of peace, be quartered in any house without the

owner's consent, unless that house is thought to have been used for the

distribution of illegal substances.


AMENDMENT IV.
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers and effects

against unreasonable searches and seizures may be suspended to protect public

welfare. Upon the unsupported suspicion of law-enforcement officials, any place

or conveyance shall be subject to immediate search, and any such places or

conveyances, or property within them, may be permanently confiscated without

further judicial proceeding.


AMENDMENT V.
Any person may be held to answer for a capital or otherwise infamous crime

involving illicit substances, terrorism or upon any suspicion whatever, and may be

subject for the same offense to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb (once by

the state courts, and again by the federal judiciary), and may be compelled by

various means (including the forced submission of breath samples, bodily fluids or

encryption keys) to be a witness against himself, refusal to do so constituting an

admission of guilt, and may be deprived of life, liberty or property without further

legal delay, and any private property thereby forfeited shall be dedicated to the

discretionary use of law-enforcement agents without just compensation.


AMENDMENT VI.
In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and

private plea-bargining before entering a plea of guilty. The accused is entitled to the

assistance of under-paid and indifferent counsel to negotiate his sentence, except

where such sentence fall under mandantory-sentencing requirements.


AMENDMENT VII.
In suits at common law, where the contesting parties have nearly unlimited

resources to spend on legal fees, the right of trial by jury shall be preserved.


AMENDMENT VIII.
Sufficient bail may be required to ensure that dangerous criminals will remain in

custody, where cruel and unusual punishments are usually inflicted.


AMENDMENT IX.
The enumeration in the Constitution of certain rights shall not be construed to

deny or disparage others that may be retained by the government to preserve

public order, family values, or national security.


AMENDMENT X.
The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution are reserved to

the departments of Justice and Treasury, except when the states are willing to

forsake federal financing.
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Re: BILL O' RIGHTS LITE

Postby TiresiasRex » Tue Feb 21, 2017 10:39 am

Feeling a bit political are you? Heh...MIKI FOR PRESIDENT!! (Anyone can do better than the current Malignant Cheeto). Seriously..anyone.
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Re: BILL O' RIGHTS LITE

Postby Miki Yamuri » Tue Feb 21, 2017 11:51 am

Just refer back to here sugar plumb : viewtopic.php?f=3&t=61

cuz baby did n loveded ur comment too.
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Re: BILL O' RIGHTS LITE

Postby TiresiasRex » Mon Feb 27, 2017 9:44 am

Ah, yes...thanks for the reminder. Loved your recent poem, too (see comments).
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