Rules of a Babydoll's Life

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Rules of a Babydoll's Life

Postby Miki Yamuri » Thu Feb 02, 2017 10:34 am

1. Never give yourself a diaper change after three margaritas ... or a good session with Baby time.

2. You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape ... which ever one makes the biggest mess.

3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship "I apologize" and "You are right."

4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. Some people don't even wear a diaper!!

5. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm than to get your hinny spanked by mommy later.

6. The only really good advice that your mother ever gave you was, "Go! You might meet somebody!"

7. If he/she says that you are too good for him/her... Believe them.

8. Learn to pick your battles; ask yourself, "Will this matter one year from now? How about one month? One week? One day?"

9. Never pass up an opportunity to wet your diaper / pullups / panties / or the bed.

10. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance to be a good baby!

11. Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because of a bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was right about you.

12. Work is a dirty 4 letter word that small children and babies should have their mouth washed out for using.

13. And finally... Be really nice to your friends....You never know when you are going to need them to change you and give you a bath.
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Re: Rules of a Babydoll's Life

Postby TiresiasRex » Fri Feb 03, 2017 10:10 am

Very nice, knowing and quite funny!

But should babygirls really be drinking margaritas? I wonder....
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Re: Rules of a Babydoll's Life

Postby Miki Yamuri » Fri Feb 03, 2017 1:00 pm

sok ... they gots em called virgin ... jus fora baby girl ... they no gotskies no alcohol in em.

Goo ta hears from u ... hope all is well n ur safe ... baby gotsa birfday comin up tha 14th ... gonna bes this many >>holds up 3 fingers<<
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Re: Rules of a Babydoll's Life

Postby TiresiasRex » Mon Feb 20, 2017 1:46 pm

Apologies for the belated birthday greeting. 3 (fingers)? THAT old? And here I thought you were only 33....months.
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